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  • What did the pig say on a hot summer day? – I’m bacon!
  • Why do bananas use sunscreen? – Because they peel.
  • Why are gulls named seagulls? – If they were by the bay, they’d be bagels.
  • Why don’t oysters share their pearls? – Because they’re shellfish.
  • Which letter is the coolest? – Iced t.
  • What do you call a snowman in July? – A puddle.
  • What do sheep do on sunny days? – Have a baa-baa-cue.
  • What did one tide pool say to the other tide pool?- Show me your mussels.
  • What do you call a fish with no eyes? – A fsh.
  • What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? – It gets wet.
  • What does a bee do when it is hot? – He takes off his yellow jacket. 
  • What holds the sun up in the sky? – Sunbeams.
  • What race is never run? – A swimming race.
  • When do you go at red and stop at green? – When you’re eating a watermelon.
  • Why did the man love his barbecue? – Because it was the grill of his dreams.
  • What is the best day to go to the beach? – SUNday.
  • What does the sun drink out of? – Sunglasses.
  • What did the ocean say to the sailboat? – Nothing it just waved.