Q: Why is Big Bird big, yellow, and feathery?
A: Because if he was small, yellow, and nuggety he would be a corn on the
Q:What do you call a group a grizzlies cracking up together?
A: A BEARel of laughs!
Q: What do people who love to brag on themselves carry their papers in?
A: A GLOATbook!
Q: What is a UPS worker’s favorite sport?
Q: What type of chair goes to wild concerts?
A: A rocking chair!
Q: What vegetable do you eat when you want to be very fast?
A: Hustle sprouts!
Q: What’s a livestock’s favorite math tool?
A: A COWculator!
Q: What type of shoe stops up drains?
A: A clog!
Q: What type of chair is good at yoga?
A: A folding chair!
Q: What soothes a sick stomach and gives you neck support at night?
A: A PILL-ow
Q: What time is it when people are throwing pieces of bread at your head?
A: Time to DUCK!
Q: What is a builder’s favorite kind of paper?
A: Construction paper!
Q: When playing spades with The Donald, why did the dealer lose?
A: He handed Donald Trump!
Q: Why couldn’t the farmer find his way out of the corn field?
A: He was in the middle of a maize!
Q: Which medical professional likes to break things?
A: A DENTist!
Q: What do you call a cow who always takes your stuff?
A: A mooooocher!
Q: What MTV show do bass fishermen watch?
A: The Reel World!
Q: What do you call a wild dog that you can’t find?
A: A WHEREwolf!
Q: How would you describe the views a peppermint gets while looking at the Blue Ridge
A: Breath Taking!
Q: How are reciprocals like gymnasts?
A: They flip!
Q: Who is Burt’s Bees wax’s roommate?
A: Ernie’s bees wax!
Q: What sport do people who listen to loud, deep music from their stereo
A: BASS Ball!
Q: Which island of the coast of Africa does Dale Ernhart Jr. like?
Q: What happened to the gun at work?
A: He got FIRED!
Q: What happened to the pottery at work?
A: He got fired!
Q: Why was the light bulb cold?
A: He was in the shade!
Q: What part of your body says one thing but does another?
A: A HIP-ocrit!
Q: Why do Grizzlies break their pencils?
A: They BEAR down too heard!
Q: What salad topping do you find at ACE hardware?
A: Wrench Dressing!
Q: What happened when the master detective closed the door behind
A: He Sherlocked himself out!
Q: Why was the pig red?
A: He was out all day BACON in the sun!
Q: Which relative chimes at you every hour?
A: A Grandfather Clock!
Q: Why was the painter hot?
A: He put on an extra coat!
Q: What kind of hug straitens your teeth?
Q: What food preservation container is lost?
A: A TuperWHERE!
Q: What type of pirate testifies in court?
A: An “Aye” “Aye” Witness!
Q: Which two months are dishonest?
A: FIBruary and JuLIE
Q: Which four months are cold?
A: Septmebrrrrrrrr, Octobrrrrrrrr, Novembrrrrrrr, and Decemberrrrrrrrr!
Q: Which coloring utensil makes you tired?
A: A craYAWN!